Top 15 Funny Mind Your Own Business Quotes

#1. He's always asking: 'Is that new? I haven't seen that before.' It's like, Why don't you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

Michelle Obama

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#2. It's a good thing I don't read everything Eddie says, or I'd be up in arms and not enjoying my life.

Sammy Hagar

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#3. See, the poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like the rich. And what do the rich dream of?? Losing weight and looking like the poor.

Aravind Adiga

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#4. I'm just a kid, Chiron," I said miserably. "What good is one lousy hero against something like Kronos?"
Chiron managed a smile. '"What good is one lousy hero'? Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain said something like that to me once, just before he single-handedly changed the course of your Civil War.

Rick Riordan

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#5. I feel like my whole life, I've had to prove myself to so many people because I'm young and because I'm a female; it's just constant. I'm always surprising people.

Alessia Cara

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#6. I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.

Ljupka Cvetanova

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#7. McCartney's first involvement is to be stripped by Saha

Guy Mowbray

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#8. It is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed.

Horace

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#9. Will you miss me Caleb?" I let my arm circle his waist. I don't know what prompted it and instantly I tried to pull away. He held me still.
"Yes,

C.J. Roberts

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#10. They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian's Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People's Business.

Herman Melville

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#11. If I know anything it's that a girl never makes a case for herself by crying. It's just one more side of herself she's showed can't be trusted.

Courtney Summers

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#12. I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I'm hungry I can just bend over and sweep a cookie into my mouth like I'm scoring a goal in hockey.

Jack Gantos

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#13. The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.

Max Eastman

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#14. The one who made the Ford knew how to make it run. God made you and me, and He alone knows how to run your life and mine. We could make a complete wreck of our lives without Christ.

Billy Graham

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#15. We yearn for there to be meaning to our lives, balanced with a sense of inner peace & joy.

Allan Lokos

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