Top 15 Funny Millennial Quotes

#1. I love when you aren't accountable to anybody or anything, and you can just be wherever you are.

Zachary Quinto

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#2. Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.

Daniel Tosh

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#3. Let us constantly bear in mind the rules and principles of Christian warfare; namely, that we conquer by yielding, we receive by giving, we overcome by being defeated, and we live by dying. There is no other way except the way of the Cross.

George Warnock

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#4. O don't know when you'll be ready for me. It might be next month or next year. Whenever it is, just know that I have absolutely no doubt that we can make this work. I know we can. If there are two people in this world capable of finding a way to love each other, it's us.

Colleen Hoover

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#5. I see myself as British, and I want to be celebrated by Britain.

Marianne Jean-Baptiste

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#6. Hurt can make you blind to the truth

Abby Clements

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#7. I have to admit that this notebook, with its wilderness of blank pages, seems almost more threat than gift - for what can I write here that it will not hurt to remember? You

Jean Hegland

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#8. The Arab Spring is over. The days of the protesters with laptops and BlackBerrys in Tahrir Square are long gone.

Richard Engel

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#9. I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back

James M. Barrie

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#10. Pigpen is one of those men we stand solid for. He fought in Afghanistan. Served several terms in the Army as a Ranger. He won't ask anyone for permission to exercise his God-given rights.

Katie McGarry

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#11. Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

Dennis Miller

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#12. You are in the grip of a desire for martyrdom and self-sacrifice; conquer this desire as well, set aside your pages and your intention
and then you will overcome everything. You will put to shame all your pride and your demon! You will win, you will attain freedom ...

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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#13. I don't have to write to South West buddy. In an hour South West gonna come looking for me!

Kevin Smith

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#14. for God's work is its own wages, and there is a present reward of obedience in obedience.

Matthew Henry

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#15. When you find yourself looking ridiculous, reasoning isn't worth a damn.

Osamu Dazai

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