Funny Masochist Quotes

#1. The Tea Party movement is a wide and diverse group. It will hurt the Republican Party if some elements of the Tea Party decide to become third party advocates because it will split the conservative vote.

Karl Rove

#2. The world is not interested in the storms you encountered, but did you bring in the ship?

William McFee

#3. It is a shame for the tongue to cast itself upon the uncertain pardon of other's ears

Joseph Hall

#4. When I was about 10, I saw Timothy Bottoms in a tele-movie called 'A Shining Season,' and it really moved me. I was maybe 8 or 9. Timothy played a runner who had cancer, and he defied the odds by coaching a girls' team to victory.

Reggie Lee

#5. I think this is a very important thing to understand about Christianity. It was from its very beginnings, it seems, a religion of great quarrels and wars, and it wooed the power of temporal authorities, and made them part of itself in the hope of resolving through sheer force its many arguments.

Anne Rice

#6. Our voices need to be raised in unison against the deterioration of our culture.

Richard Platt

#7. I like the wrestling and executing the throws. My dad was a wrestler and he showed me some of those techniques, too.

Paige VanZant

#8. Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all ...

Gary Hopkins

#9. There is no such thing as abstract Marxism, only concrete Marxism ... The Sinofication of Marxism - that is, making certain that its manifestation is imbued with Chinese peculiarities - is a problem that must be understood and solved by the party without delay.

Mao Zedong

#10. Dark books say to us, "This isn't about you. You are in fact alive and safe." Yes, there's an implicit and unavoidable warning, an edge of danger; these things happen, the books say. And yet, as bad as it gets inside this book, you, the reader, are securely outside. If

Pamela Paul

#11. Literary criticism has about it neither rigour nor proof. Where it is honest, it is passionate, private experience seeking to persuade.

George Steiner

#12. I love comedy because I'm naturally a very silly person.

Tamala Jones

#13. I've always been fascinated by Asian culture, and I love that women can play the lead in a horror film.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#14. I thought I am kissing pain and pain belongs to You as happiness never does. I love You in Your pain. I could almost taste metal and salt in the skin, and I thought, How good you are. You might have killed us with happiness, but You let us be with You in pain.

Graham Greene