Funny Man Crush Monday Quotes

#1. On the way to work good-hearted young girls sometimes offer me their seats, which I accept and bless them in return, a transaction satisfying to all concerned.

Lionel Blue

#2. Gimme the pill. I'm gonna fuck. She was of age. Why be coy?

Stephen King

#3. As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success.

Bauvard

#4. You're determined to be the hero, aren't you?" "When it comes to your safety? Yeah, I'll play the part. You name the day, the time, the place - I'll be there to help you, Josie." "Fine.

Sara Jane Stone

#5. Books to the people!

Anonymous

#6. Ordinarily, God allows these things [i.e. evil suggestions and wickedness] to happen to free us from some hidden pride and to engender in us holy humility.

Vincent De Paul

#7. I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything.

David Duffield

#8. Whether you're an obstetrician or a third-grade teacher or a real estate agent, you know when you're doing good work. You're passionate about it.

Susan Isaacs

#9. they threw apples for

J.K. Rowling

#10. It is impossible to prefigure the salvation of the world in the same language by which the world has been dismembered and defaced.

Wendell Berry

#11. He who stands on tiptoe does not stand firm.

Laozi

#12. Stuff me in a tutu and let's screen experimental videos all day.

Sam Lipsyte

#13. The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house.

Craig Brown

#14. Don't mistake my distance for my not caring. It's actually the complete opposite.

Brittainy C. Cherry