Funny Lieutenant Quotes

#1. One of the reasons intermittent fasting can work is that it reconnects you with what hunger feels like.

Chris Mohr

#2. We want the happiness of the Philippines, but we want to obtain it through noble and just means. If I have to commit villainy to make her happy, I would refuse to do so, because I am sure that what is built on sand sooner or later would tumble down.

Jose Rizal

#3. Hee that workes after his owne manner, his head akes not at the matter.

George Herbert

#4. To you, the people of Flint, I say, as I have before, I am sorry and I will fix it. No citizen of this great state should endure this kind of catastrophe. Government failed you. Federal, state and local leaders by breaking the trust you placed in us.

Rick Snyder

#5. Bran was the only person I knew who could use words like "blackguard" and make them sound like swear words-but then he could have said "bunny rabbit" in that tone of voice and weaken my spine with the same shiver of fear.

Patricia Briggs

#6. We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

Betty White

#7. Even the people who have it do not definitely know what genius is.

Mary Hunter Austin

#8. For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

Louis C.K.

#9. I'm a pyro. I love exploding things.

Gia Coppola