Funny Kris Kringle Quotes

#1. If on the one side we do not harbor the illusion that the entire proletariat must be enlightened before it can be called into battle, so on the other we do not doubt that as much enlightenment as possible must be produced with oral and printed agitation.

Johann Most

#2. If we are to continue to have the freedoms that came of the inspiration of the Almighty to our Founding Fathers, we must return to the God who is their true Author.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#3. The world we could have is so much richer than the world we have settled for.

Malcolm Gladwell

#4. Love opens us.
Pain deepens us.
Courage strengthens us.
Joy enlightens us.
Beauty renews us.

Joyce Wycoff

#5. You see, a potter can only mold the clay when it lies completely in his hand. It requires complete surrender.

Corrie Ten Boom

#6. The individual is reminded that in him, no less than in the Archetypal Universe, real life must be born if real life is to be lived.

Evelyn Underhill

#7. I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.

Kevin Hart

#8. Christ is our best friend, and ere long will be our only friend. I pray God with all my heart that I may be weary of everything else but converse and communion with Him.

John Owen

#9. Who cares if a man wants to marry another man? All i want to know is who's going to ick up all the dirty socks?

Sherman Alexie