Funny Knee Quotes

#1. He was a bad, bad bastard. He abused the privilege of being a cunt, as my old Da would say.' I smiled, picturing the cozy fireside scene of young son on father's knee being inducted into the world of abusive epithets.

Craig Russell

#2. If you let something go for a good reason, you'll get a better thing in return. iA.

Aishah Madadiy

#3. It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode.

Giles Duley

#4. How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?

William Shakespeare

#5. It is not a good idea to continually repeat a mantra during meditation. Repeating a mantra throughout your mediation causes you to fixate on a specific level of consciousness.

Frederick Lenz

#6. I'm not one to say I told you so." Jane sighed. "But I'll sing it. I toooooold you soooooo!" She finished on one knee, fanning her fingers dramatically.

Molly Harper

#7. Honus was a wonderful fellow, so good-natured and friendly to everyone. Gee, we loved that guy. And the fans were crazy about him. Yeah, everybody loved that old Dutchman! If anyone told a good joke or a funny story, Honus would slap his knee and let out a loud roar and say, "What about that!" So

Lawrence S. Ritter

#8. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Winston Bennett

#9. I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

Rodney Dangerfield

#10. Dost thou love life? then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of,

Benjamin Franklin

#11. How about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero? That's killed more people than the 19 hijackers.

Michael Moore

#12. Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

Vin Scully

#13. We've made some mistakes in this country in times past - the Korean conflict proceeding that, some say proceeding the Persian Gulf War, where we were ambiguous as to what we would do.

Fred Thompson

#14. If we are lucky, they were never retarded enough to create computer viruses and will have no such things as firewalls and security like we have. If they have never experienced a full blown computer failure we'll introduce them to the concept

Thomas Wilson

#15. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

Dave Barry

#16. Sugar and salt and kicks and kisses.

Kami Garcia

#17. So far, I've managed to spend more time free than behind bars. Paranoia is my friend.

Cory Doctorow

#18. I think the attitude I was trying to learn myself was to really try hard, to give a great effort, to really care, and to let the results go where they are going to go. But at the same time, I don't have to be happy, and I shouldn't be happy, with less than my best.

Tom Lehman

#19. Women have no wilderness in them They are provident instead Content in the tight hot cell of their hearts To eat dusty bread.

Louise Bogan