Funny Jury Duty Sayings

#1. To a philosopher no circumstance, however trifling, is too minute.

Oliver Goldsmith

#2. There is, after all, no pleasure like that given by a woman who really wants to see you.

Anthony Powell

#3. I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

Eugene Ormandy

#4. My king, I do not know all things but I do know that we mortals cannot orchestrate for the gods what they have agreed to accomplish.

Ray Anyasi

#5. He was just your average biker in blue denim jeans, thick-soled boots and a long-sleeved shirt underneath the leather jacket, nothing special she tried to reason with her clutching ovaries, little traitorous bastards.

V. Theia

#6. Family are people who never earn your respect or love but demand it nevertheless.

Greg Keyes

#7. Share ownership of your ideas. The more people who lie awake in bed thinking about your idea, the better.

Scott Belsky

#8. Night terrors are very different from nightmares. A lot of people will think they're the same, but they're really not. Night terrors - you want to look at the time of night when you're having the problem. Night Terrors happen in deep sleep. Nightmares tend to happen in a lighter REM sleep.

Shelby Harris