Funny Jolly Rancher Quotes

#1. Persecution is simply the clash between two irreconcilable value-systems.

John Stott

#2. I've long wanted to find a charitable cause to really get involved with and be passionate about. I get invited to a lot of charity events to sing, and I am happy to help and bring a source of entertainment, but I'm sort of disconnected from them.

Katharine McPhee

#3. While we wait for life, life passes

Seneca.

#4. Mozart's joy is made of serenity, and a phrase of his music is like a calm thought; his simplicity is merely purity. It is a crystalline thing in which all the emotions play a role, but as if already celestially transposed. Moderation consists in feeling emotions as the angels do.

Andre Gide

#5. Schiller. A German dramatist of three centuries ago. In a play about Joan of Arc, he said, 'Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.' I'm no god and I'll contend no longer.

Isaac Asimov

#6. For me, you say the words 'concept record,' and the first thing I think of is theater or the opera or something.

Chester Bennington

#7. The lodgings were on the top floor next to the well-guarded premises of a respectable dealer in stolen property because, as Granny had heard, good fences make good neighbors.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Who can think without horror of what another widespread war would mean, waged as it would be with all the new weapons of mass destruction.

Cosmo Gordon Lang

#9. Will you hold you tongue!' screamed the cat. 'Another word, and I devour you too!' And the poor little mouse, having "All-gone" on her tongue, out it came, and the cat leaped upon her and made an end of her. And that is the way of the world.

Jacob Grimm

#10. Broken hearts don't need medical treatment, they need a lover to mend them.

Dixie Waters

#11. To consider possibilities was to open yourself up to pain.

Cassandra Clare

#12. Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit.

Jonathan Stroud