Funny Jive Quotes

#1. I'm embracing what I have. I'm a curvier bombshell with big boobs. I'm not high-fashion. I don't do runway. You won't see me at Fashion Week.

Charlotte McKinney

#2. We may remember what the Romansthought a cultivated person ought to be: one who knows how to choose his company among men, among things, among thoughts, in the present as well as in the past.

Hannah Arendt

#3. But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.

Jonathan Dunne

#4. There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.

Leonard Barnes

#5. Don't put needless expense into painting a head! Don't try to match tints! Rose and pearly colours blend into each other so that no one can unite them if painted separately. Keep the impression of your subject as one thing!

William Morris Hunt

#6. I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!

Roseanne Barr

#7. The early cars already are drawing deep breaths past my door. And last night's phrases sick with lack of basis are still writhing on my floor.

Fiona Apple

#8. The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is,

Rick Santorum

#9. Putting our faith in Christ is not about trying harder; it means transferring our trust away from ourselves and resting in him.

Timothy Keller

#10. The hair and makeup is very important in a fashion picture. When I create a look for a girl, it starts with the makeup. Sometimes it takes an entire day to find the look.

Carine Roitfeld

#11. . . . Nietzche himself had a Christian view of history, seeing the present moment always as some crisis, some fall from classical greatness, some corruption or evil to be saved from.

Saul Bellow

#12. I've just been feeling insecure since I was 20, and that's all I've been trying to express. Now the entire world is feeling insecure.

Haruki Murakami