Funny Intimidating Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Funny Intimidating Quotes

#1. I've decided to keep working until my last kid is thu college. - Author: Michelle Singletary
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#2. To be a human is to state the obvious. Repeatedly. Over and over, until the end of time. - Author: Matt Haig
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#3. quarreling avails nothing. - Author: James Clavell
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#4. I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly. - Author: Dan Howell
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#5. One single syllable of intimacy and the world is put to rights. - Author: John Boyne
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#6. Out of a fired ship, which by no way
But drowning could be rescued from the flame,
Some men leap'd forth, and ever as they came
Near the foes' ships, did by their shot decay;
So all were lost, which in the ship were found,
They in the sea being burnt, they in the burnt ship drown'd. - Author: John Donne
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#7. I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that. - Author: Jim Benton
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#8. The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m. - Author: Caitlin Doughty
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#9. Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care. - Author: Adam Carolla
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#10. What is the seal of liberation? Not to be ashamed in front of oneself. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#11. Adante cocked her head to the side. "What did you expect one of the Bahree to be? Intimidating and angry?"
"Yeah, something more like you," he said with a disarming smile.
Adante rolled her eyes. "Very funny. - Author: Jasmine Angell
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#12. His ideas about the future would not crystallize; the more he tried to think about it, the vaguer his conception if it became. - Author: Willa Cather
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#13. Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him. - Author: Norm MacDonald
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#14. There's a lot of other [than Donald Trump] people that say things you may call insulting, but no one seems to care about that. - Author: Joe Arpaio
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#15. I'm now the hitting the instructor with the Cleveland Indians. - Author: Eddie Murray
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#16. Instead he said to me, "I recommend you get smart pretty fuckin' soon." "And I recommend you go fuck yourself," I shot back, - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#17. I cannot personally imagine any U.S. president normalizing relations with him [Fidel Castro], as opposed to his brother, but I may prove wrong on this score. - Author: Mark Falcoff
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#18. The first time I went over to [my director's] house, he said to me, This is a very strange play. I was pleased that he reminded me of that. [He] understands the play [VENUS] intellectually and emotionally and the humor, the funny bone. - Author: Suzan-Lori Parks
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#19. Hugh Laurie was intimidating, but he's the greatest guy. He's so wonderful and smart and funny and serious, and he sets the bar high. So if I was scared, it's because I wasn't measuring up. - Author: Peter Jacobson
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#20. We drove in silence for a while.
"Can I have a gun?" I asked.
"No!"
"Just a little one? For my handbag? It'll give me some street cred with the client."
"No! No! No!"
His clenched fists pounded the steering wheel with each word.
- heller 1 - Author: J.D. Nixon
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