Funny Interrogation Quotes

#1. I whispered across the bars to Jackaby as I rose, "Shall I tell them the truth?"
"Have you killed anyone?" he asked, quietly.
"No, of course not!"
"Then I can't imagine why you shouldn't.

William Ritter

#2. People are starting to recognize me, and it can be hard because I'm a really nice person, and people will ask me uncomfortable questions like they know me, and I'm just like, 'Umm ... can I walk away now?'

Jessie Pavelka

#3. His friends he loved. His direst earthly foe - Cats-I believe he did but feign to hate. My hand will miss the insinuated nose, Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate.

William Watson

#4. I support an assault weapons ban, and I'll tell you why. We already have one in California, so I don't support doing anything above what we do in California.

Eric Swalwell

#5. I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

George W. Bush

#6. What middle-income Americans want most of all is a job. We need a generous safety net for the most vulnerable in our society, but for most people the biggest social accomplishment that we can help them achieve is a good-paying job.

Joseph M. Kyrillos

#7. It was only possible because it was attained. An Idea isn't feasible until it becomes reality

Seyi Ayoola

#8. You can't teach the bird to fly, you can only whisper your encouragement beneath the wings of it's knowing...
Moriarty

Dean Moriarty

#9. While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.

George Ryan

#10. There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible.

Lemony Snicket

#11. As he walked along the runway, he came upon a United Airlines pilot. "He tried to sit up," Martz said. "I saw a huge triangular hole in his forehead and I told him to just lie still and that help was on the way, but it was too late for him.

Laurence Gonzales

#12. There's no way around it - drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.

Denis Leary

#13. In politics, arts / no issue's dramatic / nor will 'play' till its heart's / simplified to fanatic.

Mona Van Duyn

#14. I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

#15. It is easy to be humble when a greater is preferred; but when an inferior is lifted high above our heads, how can we bear it?

Constance Fenimore Woolson