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Top 7 Funny Icons Quotes

#1. Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we talking? 'Cause I don't want to have to play Beat the Clock in the thicket. - Author: Bill Engvall
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#2. Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny. - Author: Jack Black
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#3. When you reach the end of your life - trust me, you won't look back and savor the moments you spent alone. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#4. The ugly is very appealing to man. It's instinct. One shrinks from the ugly, yet wants to look at it. There's a devilish fascination in it. We extract pleasure from horror. - Author: Sonya Levien
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#5. For a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#6. The porter, meanwhile, unfastened the hatch in the wicket gate and peered out.
"Who dost knock without?" he growled.
The soldier, drenched and terrified though he was, hesitated.
"Without? Without what?" he said. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#7. This is the key to time management - to see the value of every moment. - Author: Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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