Funny First World Problems Quotes

#1. The giant beech next door intends to shiver off every hair of its pelt.

Barbara Kingsolver

#2. Peace is not out there and no one can really give you peace. Most often than not you are at war with yourself. To find the peace create the inner calmness, tranquility and practice self love.

Debasish Mridha

#3. To write clean code, you must first write dirty code and then clean it.

Robert C. Martin

#4. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. Miss Trefoil must have thought that kissing and proposing were the same thing. Other young ladies have, perhaps, before now made such a mistake. But this young lady had had much experience, and should have known better.

Anthony Trollope

#6. Tomorrow I have to break Clipper's heart. Really bust it open. - Tea

Jamie Scallion

#7. The first and perhaps the most important requirement for a successful writing performance - and writing is a performance, like singing an aria or dancing a jig - is to understand the nature of the occasion.

Stephen Greenblatt

#8. Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#9. I am passionate about truth and passionate about clarity, and I don't regard myself as particularly militant or aggressive. I simply wish to discuss what is true and to listen to evidence and put evidence forward to other people and have a sensible, sane, moderated argument.

Richard Dawkins

#10. There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard clothes. My makeup spills from the bathroom drawers, and there are different women for different lipsticks.

Marya Hornbacher

#11. It's when you treat people like freaks that you become one yourself.

Dolly Parton

#12. I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

#13. The Hurt Artist is a riveting memoir by Shane Niemeyer that takes us on a raw, unedited life journey that includes the struggles of an addict trying to find peace and the joy and journey to every triathlete's promised land: Kona, Hawaii!

Jason Peter