Funny Hysterectomy Quotes

#1. It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.

Michelle Rodriguez

#2. I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.

Stephen Colbert

#3. There is not much to say about Burrough's writing. It consists of semiliterate ravings by a very sick mind, a kaleidoscope or surrealistic depictions of drug-taking, violent, often misogynistic fantasy, and sexual depravity.

Roger Kimball

#4. How can you know you've arrived if you don't know what you're after?

Henri Junttila

#5. No war is over until the enemy says it's over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote.

James Mattis

#6. Sometimes, what probably makes writing songs really easy is that I've generally been attracted to situations that aren't always the healthiest.

Sara Quin

#7. The Russians are extreme people: they are generous but crazy at the same time. They always have something to say, and I really like that.

Carine Roitfeld

#8. Like wading through water; That hard, that slow.

Lauren Henderson

#9. Cancer is a growth hormone for empathy, and empathy makes us useful to each other in ways we were not, could not have been, before.

Kelly Corrigan

#10. A name is a powerful thing. It sets one apart and gives significance.

Jessica Khoury