Funny Hug Quotes

#1. The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)

Ronald Reagan

#2. Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#3. Dead. It sounds final but it's a word missing an ing.

Marlon James

#4. There are but two sorts of government: one where men show their teeth at each other, and one where men show their tongues and lick the feet of the strongest.

George Eliot

#5. There is more value in a little study of humility and in a single act of it than in all the knowledge in the world.

Teresa Of Avila

#6. I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant!

Tranea Prosser

#7. He's also taller than I thought, maybe six feet, with a slim but athletic build. His pants hug his hips just enough to outline a bit of a visible bulge. Or maybe it's just the lighting in here. Or maybe I'm just a pervert.

Karina Halle

#8. I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

Jim Norton

#9. And I would stop and take you in, all of you, and when our eyes lock we'd just stare into each other's souls and all of the lost time would come out in the shape of a big smile, a few tears and a tight hug that feels like ...
I don't know, it would feel like home.

Morgan Parker

#10. In a state therefore of great equality and virtue, where pure and simple manners prevailed, the increase of the human species would evidently be much greater than any increase that has been hitherto known.

Thomas Malthus

#11. Any instructions?" Carpenter said. "Yeah," Shane said. "Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don't like. I'm getting tired of this shi*." "Somebody needs a hug," Carpenter said. "Humor," Shane said. "Har.

Jennifer Crusie

#12. I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you.

Stephanie Rowe

#13. It's only a thought and a thought can be changed. Choose good ones.

Wayne Dyer

#14. Obsessed? I don't know what the word means. I know there were times when I couldn't think of anything else. I used to stay in every weeknight in the hope that he might get free and call me. It felt like I had a disease I didn't want to get rid of. I suppose that's a definition of obsession, yes.

Sarah Dunant

#15. Family matters, friends matter, love matters. Those you love and who love you matter. That's what writing does - it allows you to say all those things.

Richard Flanagan

#16. Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out.

Lisa Kudrow

#17. Beauty is power and elegance, right action, form fitting function, intelligence, and reasonability. And very often expressed in curves.

Kim Stanley Robinson

#18. It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

#19. Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.

Jerry Coleman

#20. My nature is orderly and observant and scrupulous and deeply introverted.

Joyce Carol Oates

#21. Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.

Stephanie Perkins

#22. He gave Cress a quick farewell embrace,then pulled Iko into a hug. Iko squeaked, frozen.When Kai pulled away,Iko looked from him,to Cinder, then back.Her eyes suddenly rolled up into her head and she collapsed onto the floor.

Marissa Meyer

#23. The intention and outcome of vulnerability is trust, intimacy and connection. The outcome of oversharing is distrust, disconnection - and usually a little judgment.

Brene Brown

#24. I think women are often taken for granted.

Sheila Johnson