Top 7 Funny Holiday Weight Gain Quotes
#1. It's crazy, right? To love someone who's hurt you? It's even crazier to think that someone who hurts you loves you.
Jodi Picoult
#2. You can't get away from yourself, or can you? So why are you trying to...
O. Stephen Peart
#3. Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
Bill Cosby
#4. Waiting politely won't get you across the street in Boston," he informs me, "at least not in 1905. There aren't any of those blinking idiot signs that show a hand and count down the seconds for you.
Rysa Walker
#6. My bed was where we held our exorcisms. She brought me peace. I brought her fire.
Karina Halle
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