Funny Christmas Weight Loss Quotes

#1. We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.

Bill Maher

#2. For me, movement through nature is pure medicine, for both body and mind.

Clara Hughes

#3. If they are persistent enough, even tiny drops of water, over time, can change the rock forever.

Veronica Roth

#4. And every camera in the room turned to focus on my horror-stricken, blood-drained face.

Meg Cabot

#5. We change our tools and then our tools change us.

Jeff Bezos

#6. Our wisdom grows not by staking out claims and defending them against all comers, but by sharing information freely, so that we may work together for the betterment of all.

Marie Brennan

#7. I didn't get turned on, I just got turned.
I wasn't as aroused as I was concerned.

Slug

#8. Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand. It's knowing you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.

Harper Lee

#9. I remember seeing this video for the first time in college - miserable, half-drunk on Keystone Light, a Camel Light smoldering in my mouth, about to desperately tap-dance my way through another social interaction - and saying out loud: "I fucking *get* you, Bee Girl.

Dave Holmes

#10. having someone I could belong to was a lure I'd always both fought against and gravitated to. I did not like the idea of being owned,

C.W. Gortner

#11. For reasons I don't fully understand, tragic love has a certain appeal.

Christian Camargo