Top 7 Funny Holiday Weight Gain Quotes

#1. It's crazy, right? To love someone who's hurt you? It's even crazier to think that someone who hurts you loves you.

Jodi Picoult

#2. You can't get away from yourself, or can you? So why are you trying to...

O. Stephen Peart

#3. Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

Bill Cosby

#4. Waiting politely won't get you across the street in Boston," he informs me, "at least not in 1905. There aren't any of those blinking idiot signs that show a hand and count down the seconds for you.

Rysa Walker

#5. Thirty is not an age for a woman anymore.

Dido Armstrong

#6. My bed was where we held our exorcisms. She brought me peace. I brought her fire.

Karina Halle

#7. People laugh at me because I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Lorenzo Di Bonaventura

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