Top 6 Funny Hibernation Quotes

#1. Depressing realization sets in. Writing was invented not by human beings but by accountants. Most of the early writing systems are records of how much crap people own, how much money they have, how much money they owe, and other lowering/boastful facts of human life.

Philip Hensher

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#2. The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

Abraham Lincoln

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#3. Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.

Jonathan Carroll

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#4. For men cease to possess all things the moment they desire all things for their own.

Seneca.

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#5. Bring all your intelligence to bear on your beginning.

Elizabeth Bowen

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#6. It's well known that the greatest defense against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

Vince Vaughn

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