Funny Harlequin Romance Quotes

#1. Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.

Jon Stewart

#2. Actors generally get to do things you probably shouldn't do in real life - well, at least as much as one might like to or be tempted to. Though I suppose a lot of actors just go ahead and do it, don't they?

John Malkovich

#3. Ereaders were a great convenience, but nothing could beat the smell of a library and old books.

Kate Evangelista

#4. We don't make music - it makes us.

David Byrne

#5. Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.

Frankie Boyle

#6. Sometimes rules are there to save your life.

Doug Liman

#7. Gods have a way of sprouting from vacant lots.

Robert Dawson

#8. Finally, I could see with startling clarity that the time I had spent experiencing pain on a run was outweighed by the amount of time that I felt good about it. I was aglow. I was invincible. I was thinking I might be able to do it again.

Alexandra Heminsley

#9. If so, we might be able to use them for rapid travel around the galaxy or travel back in time. Of course, we have not seen anyone from the future (or have we?) but I discuss a possible explanation for this.

Stephen Hawking

#10. He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable

Emma Goldrick