Top 5 Dawn Dais Quotes
#1. You'll know you've officially become sleep deprived when you have the unique feeling of being drunk, high, and on a psychiatric hold all at the same time. Some
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#2. But such a person also has that annoying voice in the back of her head constantly reminding her that merely "coasting by" in life isn't an accomplishment.
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#3. It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.
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#4. There's a reason why you never see large-chested women finishing marathons first. They've been beaten to death by their breasts around Mile 5. It ain't pretty.
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#5. I am not the only parent in the history of the planet to have their asses handed to them by something they could fit in a purse.
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