Funny Happy 45th Birthday Quotes

#1. I really think it is amazing that people actually buy software.

Bill Budge

#2. Nothing,' wrote Tolstoy, 'can make our life, or the lives of other people, more beautiful than perpetual kindness.

Gretchen Rubin

#3. You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style!

Walt Disney Company

#4. I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Jade Puget

#5. Fade, flowers, fade! Nature will have it so; 'tis but what we in our autumn do.

Edmund Waller

#6. I am deathly allergic to cats. I mean, I love all animals, but they're not my animal of choice.

Rick Hoffman

#7. Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.

Kenneth Grahame

#8. But it is a rare and beautiful thing when we choose to offer love in situations when most people would choose to scorn or ignore.

Lysa TerKeurst

#9. Even in hell, if a man was a man, you'd know it.

Stephen Vincent Benet

#10. A society can be Pareto optimal and still perfectly disgusting.

Amartya Sen

#11. When a poem is really finished, you can't change anything. You can't move words around. You can't say, 'In other words, you mean.' No, that's not it. There are no other words in which you mean it. This is it.

W.S. Merwin

#12. Intuition is the clear conception of the whole at once.

Johann Kaspar Lavater