Funny Gryffindor Quotes

#1. 1960, I was 20 years old, and I was leading the U.S. Open. Now, I wasn't leading by several strokes, but I was leading the U.S. Open and playing with Ben Hogan, had a very good chance to win, nine holes to go, I was leading. I was still leading with six holes to play.

Jack Nicklaus

#2. It was good for us, I suppose. Those kinds of times produce qualities in us that make us better for having had them. My parents were not getting along. My mother was quite intolerant of friendships that were being developed.

Fay Wray

#3. The key thing is, always put the right content on the right network, on the right platform, make it great, and then figure out how to monetize it.

Jon Feltheimer

#4. China has the best opportunities. A domestic market with 1.3bn people will help create more Fortune 500 retailers.

Zhang Jindong

#5. Such is my experience - not that I ever mourned the loss of a child, but that I consider myself as lost!

Deborah Sampson

#6. to that place where no one could hear me but the sand when I walked upon it, where I could write and work, where I could read and sleep, where no one needed me except the shoreline to remark upon its incredible beauty.

Meredith Blevins

#7. Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

Lou Reed

#8. Yeah, sure. You know I can't stand the sight of blood, right?"
"Said no one ever while dating a vampire," he quipped
"Very clever. Ten points to Gryffindor.

Kristi Cook

#9. Easy means hard. Don't fool yourself. When everything looks great, something is wrong.

Kambiz Shabankareh

#10. Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Alex Riley

#11. Not everyone wants to be happy

Dennis Prager

#12. You see, my Apple loyalty started early, for no reason other than the fact that my mother is a teacher, and grade schools back then seemed to be stocked almost exclusively with Apples - we bought this second computer with my mother's educator discount.

Justine Ezarik

#13. We will not be recasting J.J. Murphy. He was a lovely man, and the best Denys Mallister we could have hoped for. And now his watch is ended.

D. B. Weiss

#14. I hear a lot of people singing in funny voices and singing like they're stupid. Singing in a deliberately fey and dumb and childish way. And I find it to be a disturbing trend.

Daryl Hall

#15. It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the end of hope.

Jean Paul

#16. I'm glad people see some of the stories that way. I see where they're coming from, although none of the stories are specifically intended to arouse. There is a gender divide on the short story "The Girlfriend Game" - women seem to consider it "sexy" but men usually find it uncomfortable.

Nick Antosca