Top 9 Scott Dikkers Quotes
#1. Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
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#2. If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.
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#3. Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.
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#4. A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
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#5. Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.
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#6. I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook.
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#7. You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.
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#8. Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
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#9. That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn't think anything of it.
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