Funny Grand Opening Quotes

#1. A constructive approach to diplomacy doesn't mean relinquishing one's rights. It means engaging with one's counterparts, on the basis of equal footing and mutual respect, to address shared concerns and achieve shared objectives.

Hassan Rouhani

#2. Then I got a bad back injury, and they thought I wasn't going to have any feeling in my legs.

Lee Majors

#3. Do not like, do not dislike; all will then be clear. Make a hairbreadth difference and heaven and earth are set apart.

Bruce Lee

#4. I am still the same girl. The only difference that success has brought about is the love and affection of the people.

Lara Dutta

#5. It was ironic but somehow fitting that the 1905 Revolution should have been started by an organisation dreamed up by the tsarist regime itself. No-one believed more than Father Gapon in the bond between Tsar and people.

Orlando Figes

#6. If the public likes you, you're good. Shakespeare was a common, down-to-earth writer in his day.

Mickey Spillane

#7. Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!

K.D. Harp

#8. Only force rules. Force is the first law

Adolf Hitler

#9. If a man believed all that other people choose to say in their own favor, he might get an oversized opinion of them, and an undersized opinion of himself.

James Fenimore Cooper

#10. That's exactly two weeks - starting the second you step through the Trans. If you don't make it, eventually you'll end up dead. The room should've

James Dashner

#11. I wished I could erase the message, suck the word "sorry" from the En glish language, and hack it to pieces with a rusty ax.

Julie Halpern

#12. Minds are cluttered from the age of six with the values of others-values which bear little relation to their own private capacities, needs and desires.

Marya Mannes

#13. I think cosmopolitan spirituality is the best, where we go beyond "My teacher is better than yours" or "My meditation form is better than yours." It's not Ford versus Chevy. But it's rather the transition of our limited awareness into eternity.

Frederick Lenz

#14. The smell of the nail polish made me think of Amber and the rest of my friends. I missed them, but in theory. It wasn't them I missed, but friendship. QUITE YET.

David Levithan