Funny Going Away Plaque Quotes

#1. Don't say it do it, Don't act it out prove it, Don't just speak it make me believe it.

The Prolific Penman

#2. It would be helpful if the universe would give us one big clue, or a giant compass, if you will, pointing to the direction we should be taking. In fact, the compass is there. To find it, you need only look inside yourself to discover your soul's purest desire, its dream for your life.

Deepak Chopra

#3. Screw this love shit. I'm done. Love isn't a cure-all. It's a fucking disease.

Cheryl McIntyre

#4. Honestly I can truly say, it would be, nice, but I don't feel like I got to get a Grammy or something to feel official. I'm cool but it would be nice Grammy Awards!

Ginuwine

#5. You have to be a good student before you can be a good teacher.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#6. The Democrats can't lose, so they got rid of Bob Torricelli, way beyond when it was permissible. The time for a replacement had passed, but the New Jersey Supreme Court made up of Democrat hacks said, "Hey, if our candidate can't go, sure you can put in a replacement."

Rush Limbaugh

#7. An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

Alan K. Simpson

#8. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Rita Rudner