Funny Giants Quotes

#1. Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

Paul The Apostle

#2. I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

Bo Burnham

#3. We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended."
"Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist."
"I'm not kidding!" he protested.

Rick Riordan

#4. There is nothing lonelier than adventure.

Aleida Guevara March

#5. In most cases, people, even the wicked, are much more naive and simple hearted than we suppose. And we ourselves are, too.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Jerry Coleman

#7. Who made art history? Not the most reasonable people. The mad men did. If painting is the mirror of a time, it must be mad to have a true image of what that time is. To one madness we oppose another madness.

Max Ernst

#8. I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

Dane Cook

#9. People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.

John Hodgman

#10. Doesn't matter. It's done. No use fantasizing other scenarios.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#11. C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold

Jean Ferris