Funny Fountain Of Youth Quotes

#1. I always talk about love but I've seen a life where I can live without it, where I can eat with my hands, make the whole bed, leave the light on for myself.

Caitlyn Siehl

#2. We need to give up what no longer works and find new ways of being that keeps us close to what matters.

Mark Nepo

#3. Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.

Garry Shandling

#4. I've seen firsthand the terrible consequences of drug abuse. My heart is with all who suffer from addiction and the terrible consequences for their families.

Columba Bush

#5. Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.

Lemony Snicket

#6. What's more, you're loads better than you think you are."
"So why is it I get to thinking that way?" I puzzled.
"That's because you're only half-living." she said briskly. "The other half is still untapped somewhere.

Haruki Murakami

#7. My mother really loved me. And one of the gifts that I have been given is that I have never thought for one second of my life that I was not greatly beloved.

Mary Gordon

#8. Not everyone's life is what they make it. Some people's life is what other people make it.

Alice Walker

#9. The most important opinion, of both my work and my conduct in life, is my own.

Alan Cumming

#10. I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

Jimmy Buffett

#11. His fingers made the string figure called a 'cat's cradle.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#12. Divorce is war and unfortunately, some parents live in constant entanglements with their ex-spouses and they shift aside the issues that post-divorce can leave on the shoulders of their children.

Diane Greene

#13. For each of the four hundred and four bodily ailments celebrated physicians have produced infallible remedies, but the malady which brings the greatest distress to mankind - to even the wisest and cleverest of us - is the plague of poverty.

Ihara Saikaku

#14. Dear reader. Dear, dear reader. Here we find ourselves, you and me, engaged in a book in which someone has just exclaimed, in all seriousness, 'The sentient lobsters!'
How did we end up here? Did we make some mistake along the way?

M T Anderson

#15. You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants."
"What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to know."
"Means fucking keeps you young.

S.E. Jakes