Funny Fountain Quotes

#1. You're a disgusting, shallow, womanizing jackass, and I hope that soda stains your preppy little shirt." Just before I marched away, i looked over my shoulder and added, "And my name isn't Duffy. it's Bianca. we've been in the same homeroom since middle school, you selfabsorbed son of a bitch.

Kody Keplinger

#2. You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants."
"What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to know."
"Means fucking keeps you young.

S.E. Jakes

#3. I'm a fighter and not a victim. Think of yourself and make the most of life.

Jill Ireland

#4. When you're a kid, you have these big dreams and these big dreams to make a change, or maybe you feel like you can't make a difference

AnnaSophia Robb

#5. What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.

Frances Winkler

#6. Some men rob you with a six-gun
others rob you with a fountain pen.

Woody Guthrie

#7. The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work.

Ben Fountain

#8. They'll never build a fence high enough or a wall thick enough to keep freedom out.

Marty Rubin

#9. Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain?

Caroline Goode

#10. The sole key to these large-scale successes in the work of God and the staggering results you see in the ministries of anointed men of God has been their abilitity to hear the voice of God and be obedient to it.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.

Thomas Boswell

#12. You know, it's funny ... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician.

Pete Fountain

#13. The cross is the assurance that effective prophetic criticism is done not by an outsider but always by one who must embrace the grief, enter into the death, and know the pain of the criticized one.

Walter Brueggemann

#14. Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some with a fountain pen.

Woody Guthrie

#15. Books should go where they will be most appreciated, and not sit unread, gathering dust on a forgotten shelf, don't you agree?

Christopher Paolini

#16. Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.

Adam Rex

#17. Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Hendrik Hertzberg