Funny Food Poisoning Quotes

#1. The last thing I remember from last night was blabbing to Penny about how much I love Michael Keaton as Batman before someone must have ushered me off to bed.

Karina Halle

#2. Legislation has been and is still directed towards the protection of wealth, rather than towards the far more important interests of labor on which everything of value to mankind depends.

Leland Stanford

#3. I'm 25. I'm a white, blonde girl in the entertainment industry - it's so easy to fall into a world of pleasing everyone. I feel more comfortable showing all these odd angles to myself.

Brie Larson

#4. I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

Steven Wright

#5. Sinking invalids blew kisses to him from windows. Aproned shopkeepers cheered ecstatically from the narrow doorways of their shops. Tubas crumped. Here and there a person fell and was trampled to death.

Joseph Heller

#6. I think honesty is the ultimate liberation in life. People want to shy away from the truth and keep sweeping it under the rug. But after a while, you pick up the rug and there's just way too much dirt, so you might as well
just be up front about it.

Rihanna

#7. In the midst of friends, home, and kind parents, she was alone.

William Makepeace Thackeray

#8. There are people to whom one need not show off. It's a great comfort sometimes.

Ngaio Marsh

#9. When you died I didn't weep nor dream but knew you like a god breathe in each healing we begin.

Olga Broumas

#10. Directing is a mixture of compromise and perfectionism. When you lose the judgment of which is more important at any particular moment, you're time is over. They find you out and send you packing.

Danny Boyle

#11. They presented a description of the world to all of us which was very limited and narrow.

Frederick Lenz