Funny Five Word Quotes

#1. The only sharks I'm afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.

Laurie Nadel

#2. What is this place? Heaven? <> Ha. <> You're supposed to say, It's Iowa.

Rainbow Rowell

#3. Men know not the gold which lies in the mine of Christ Jesus, or surely they would dig in it night and day. They have not yet discovered the pearl of great price, or they would have sold their all to buy the field wherein it lies.

Charles Spurgeon

#4. There come to one's soul heavenly thoughts as he joins in heavenly expressions coupled with heavenly melody.

David B. Haight

#5. Ten censure wrong for one who writes amiss.

Alexander Pope

#6. Everything works out how it should.

Gwen Stefani

#7. I'm finished with something, but I'm not beginning anything. That's wrong. When you finish something, you ought always to begin something new.

Maud Hart Lovelace

#8. What art does is coax us away from the mechanical and towards the miraculous

Jeanette Winterson

#9. As long as we have Netfix, Turner Classic Movies, Amazon, YouTube, and bookstores, there is no excuse ever to lack inspiration.

Tim Gunn

#10. All belief that does not make us more happy, more free, more loving, more active, more calm, is, I fear, a mistaken and superstitious belief.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

#11. Tonight I would like to present you with two options:

Aleatha Romig

#12. With their passing, they took the memories of an age when America was in her infancy. They experienced the turmoil and the trials of her birth. Through different lenses, one as the master of her universe and one as a slave to her existence, yet, they shared in her dream.

Ann Lee