Funny Fanny Sayings

#1. One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

Barbra Streisand

#2. I have a dark sense of humor,' Fanny explained.
'What's that supposed to mean?' asked Honor.
'It means I'm funny once you get to know me,' Fanny said.

Allegra Goodman

#3. Verbal hemophilia. Why can't I clot?

Scott Mebus

#4. The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

Chelsea Handler

#5. She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#6. It takes more courage to smile than to frown. So meet the world with a smile and the courageous will smile back.

Jim Foley

#7. Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday.

Ted Kooser

#8. The Patriot Act closed dangerous gaps in America's law enforcement and intelligence capabilities, gaps that terrorists exploited when they attacked us.

George W. Bush

#9. How we sound was always the intention of how the band should sound. It has nothing with other options or going in a different direction. This has been the Evergreen Terrace sound all along and always will be.

Josh James

#10. I survived because I never took on big responsibilities in my private life. In the early days, I lived on two or three pounds a week and learned to cook - and I'm a good cook - because I had to. Even when I went on holiday, I stayed in other people's houses.

Cameron Mackintosh

#11. To be Despair. It is a portrait. Only close your eyes and feel.

Neil Gaiman

#12. Next time say my name. You'll come more

J.R. Ward

#13. Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.

Fanny Merkin

#14. From wherever you are, you can go anywhere you want to go if you pick the right roads to travel.

Zig Ziglar

#15. Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

Fanny Brice