Wife Swap Quotes

#1. I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.

Gary Busey

#2. A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for 100-million dollars for making her look like a spoiled brat. Note to girl: guess what else makes you look like a spoiled brat? Being 15 and suing for a hundred million dollars.

Jimmy Fallon

#3. When I go about my own politics, I meet Tea Party supporters who I can work with in Congress, that I find common ground with. I find Tea Party supporters who won't let me get a sentence out without judging me. To say that there is a 'Tea Party supporter' is a gross generality.

Cory Booker

#4. Without local newspapers there's no one to tell you when somebody's been fined for having rats in their kitchens.

Bill Bryson

#5. Which medieval chronicle did you escape from? You sound like a courtly knight.

E.L. James

#6. He was a warm, long stretch of strength and tenderness smelling of sunshine, masculine heat and lemons.

Rhys Ford

#7. I am a 5'1 petite female. My pistol is my equalizer.

Gina Loudon

#8. I think Barack Obama is a one-term President.

Dick Cheney

#9. For early employees you want people that have somewhat of a risk-taking attitude.

Sam Altman

#10. The impatient man is his own enemy; he slams the door on his own progress.

Idries Shah

#11. Psychopaths know the technical difference between right and wrong - which is one of the reasons their insanity pleas in criminal cases so rarely succeed; they just fail to act on that knowledge.

Jeffrey Kluger

#12. I realized that there was an intellectual content in music, a kind of thinking, that I would never be able to hear.

Garth Greenwell

#13. It's okay to be happy.

Megan Duke

#14. The way they are treating my people in the South, the government can go to hell!

Louis Armstrong

#15. I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

Bob Monkhouse