Funny Erectile Dysfunction Quotes

#1. The things ordained for you - teach yourself to be at one with those. And the people who share them with you - treat them with love. With real love.

Marcus Aurelius

#2. An hour later, Amina stood at a pay phone in a mall hallway, where poop and perfume and the grease from the food court formed the kind of atmosphere you might find in Jupiter's red spot

Mira Jacob

#3. What a pity it is that by such superfluous unrealities he should furnish the public with excuses to evade the overwhelming realism of his moral theology!

Jocelyn Gibb

#4. Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone."
"If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks.

Molly Harper

#5. Locomotion can be uncomfortable in VR, but a number of developers have figured out how to do some subtle locomotion.

Brendan Iribe

#6. Wise men verifies the truth of what they heard, foolish men makes conclusion based on what they heard".

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#7. You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away?

Dana Marie Bell