Funny Energizer Bunny Quotes

#1. You have to give up some of the old so that you can make room for the new.

Yanni

#2. You call that evening the odds? You demolished them."
Demolished. He liked that. "I left you one."
"I noticed."
"I promised to share," he told her. "Manners are very important in the Weird. Lying would be quite impolite.

Ilona Andrews

#3. The team should have implicit confidence in the captain's decisions.

Lord Mountbatten

#4. Trust instinct to the end, even though you can give no reason.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

#6. There are no uncriminal crimes.

Ozzy Osbourne

#7. Happiness is not doing what you want but wanting what you do.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#8. I always get sick of these conversations where people are so obsessed with pixels, with high definition, and even with technology in general. I find it just dull and heartless. And so I wanted to use only the worst machines.

Harmony Korine

#9. To achieve a great success, you must first have yourself behind yourself as your greatest supporter!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice ... ) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig. I will 'pop' round because guess who lives at the Blind Pig? It is not a blind pig, it is Alex.

Louise Rennison

#11. You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#12. Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.

Shawn Levy

#13. Look, how they scold me for all my loving and tippling, now that the silvery edges shine forth from my brow!

Abu Yahya Al-Libi

#14. I know that this time, the worst thing I can do is let go. And I won't be losing anything. Because it's the most selfish thing I could ever do - to allow myself to fall for someone worthwhile.

Kirsten Hubbard

#15. I was a typical farm boy. I liked the farm. I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm, go down to the drainage ditch and fish, and look at the crawfish and pick a little cotton.

Sam Donaldson

#16. I believe you'll develop speed via strength work which includes hill running, either repeats, or running hilly courses as the Kenyans do on a steady basis.

Bill Rodgers