Funny Domestic Violence Sayings

#1. I like the old words better. They're like old friends.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#2. Obviously, I can't perform; admittedly, I'm terrible.

Courtney Solomon

#3. There's a reasonable amount of traction in college education, particularly engineering, because quite a lot of that is privatized, so there is an incentive to set up new colleges of reasonably high quality.

Azim Premji

#4. It's your birthright to be snarky. Own it. Live it. Rejoice in it.

Lauren Myracle

#5. Love just happens. We don't have to do anything.

Kimberly Kirberger

#6. Individual freedom is a Jewish idea, but it's one of the functions of Christianity to make this idea universal.

Michael Novak

#7. With maturity comes the wish to economize - to be more simple. Maturity is the period when one finds the just measure.

Bela Bartok

#8. I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.

Pat Morita

#9. I have to assume that everybody interprets a piece of art they're exposed to as if it's already perfect in its wholeness, without knowing any backstory.

Damian Loeb

#10. I am not a lover of Israel, of course. I have no reason to be. But I don't hate Jews.

Mahmoud Darwish

#11. Art should make you think and feel. It doesn't have to match your couch.

Damali Ayo

#12. Happiness is right in front of you.

Hafez

#13. The important thing is how much consciousness you add to the whole of human existence, for that is how eternity expresses itself.

Deepak Chopra

#14. Death was not a door you could open and close at will.

Valery G. Olsen

#15. Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Dov Davidoff