Funny Disability Quotes

#1. One could say, in fact, that no story really has a beginning, and that no story really has an end

Lemony Snicket

#2. The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Roseanne Barr

#3. I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

Calvin Trillin

#4. They would break his body. Crush his will. Dissect his mind down to the last synapse.
The undoing of Evan Walker had begun

Rick Yancey

#5. That had been an odd meeting, but reassuring. She need no longer fear the earl-at lest not for his hostility to her father. What danger he might be to her heart was another matter entirely.

Eve Edwards

#6. In a change effort, culture comes last, not first.

John P. Kotter

#7. The success I had as a player, or the career I had as a player, is often based on the guys you play beside, the guys you play with. Playing on the offensive line, you're only as good as your weakest guy up front. I was blessed to play with a lot of guys for a long time.

Russ Grimm

#8. There can be no causeless love or any sort of causeless emotion. An emotion is a response to a fact of reality, an estimate dictated by your standards.

John Galt

#9. The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.

Tom Arnold

#10. Teach them about anger, the sin that comes with dawning. Teach them about flowers, and the beauty of forgiveness.

Lou Reed

#11. At the same time, preparation is important to playoff success.

Barry Trotz

#12. It's been one of those things where anybody that's played a sport at the professional level, there's always a lot of challenges. And the one thing that's always been a constant for me is Jesus Christ and my faith - and just knowing that my walk with Christ is steadily going up.

Tim Hudson

#13. It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.

Tom Waits

#14. Every time you find your attention captured by a poster, your awareness, and perhaps something more, has, if only for a moment, been appropriated without your consent.

Tim Wu

#15. We need to begin to see hyper-masculinity as the disorder it is, and not as a strength.

Bryant McGill