
Top 16 Funny Diary Quotes
#1. The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.'
Julian Fellowes
#2. It is pretty clear from Facebook we can enjoy entertaining each other as much as we enjoy surfing the experts' expressions.
Joe Lambert
#3. Dangers were no more than odd imaginings, like ghost stories that children made up to frighten one another: things that couldn't possibly happen.
Lois Lowry
#4. Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.
Gigi Hadid
#5. The Democrats thought that Hillary Clinton is too aggressive and too much into regime change.
Juan Williams
#6. The Maharashtra government is working out a package for the worst-affected villages of the state in the recent floods. But we know whenever such calamities occur; whatever we do is not enough ... more has to be done.
Sonia Gandhi
#7. The secret of happiness is very simply this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile
Bertrand Russell
#8. I bet you thought I was Alison, didn't you? Well, sorry, but I'm not. Duh. She's dead.
Sara Shepard
#9. Face the past without regret, the future without fear, and live in the present with gratitude.
Frank Hall
#10. Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.
Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)
Sally Harris
#11. A church that's lost it's voice for justice is a church that's lost it's relevance in the world.
Richard Stearns
#12. You learn from mistakes so the best leaders are constantly making new mistakes on their success journey.
Orrin Woodward
#13. The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea.
Victoria Schwab
#14. It's funny,' I noted in the diary, 'how often I seem to build a story around one sentence, nearly always the last one, too. The themes are a bit depressing but I just can't get rid of that.
Daphne Du Maurier
#15. He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
James Dashner
#16. I'm following my dreams and doing what I love as a designer. I did not want to be one of those kids with a famous last name that doesn't do anything. That is very unfulfilling to me and I'm very happy.
Nicky Hilton
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