Top 15 Dear Diary Funny Quotes

#1. 'Solutionism' for me is, above all, an unthinking pursuit of perfection - by means of technology - without coming to grips with the fact that imperfection is an essential feature of liberal democracy.

Evgeny Morozov

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#2. But high up on the mountain When the wind is hitting it If you're watching very closely The rock slips a little bit ...

Harry Chapin

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#3. To ask when the kingdom of God will come is to be religious

Sunday Adelaja

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#4. You asked me about love. I don't know about love, Daphne. I just know I don't want anything but you. I don't want to be anywhere but with you.

Brenna Yovanoff

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#5. I am the bird of the spiritual Garden,
not of this world of dust; for a few days,
they have a cage of my body made.

Jalaluddin Rumi

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#6. The purpose of life is to pass the frontiers! Attack the frontiers to go beyond them with the determination of a bull attacking the red colour!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#7. Violet is the most soothing, tranquilizing and cooling color vibration. It encourages the healing of unbalanced mental conditions in people who are overly nervous or high-strung. Foods of the violet vibration are: purple broccoli, beetroot and purple grapes.

Tae Yun Kim

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#8. I'd worked with directors who wouldn't collaborate. Then I've also worked with directors who didn't really know what they wanted. I knew I didn't want to be either one of those guys - or girls.

Stuart Townsend

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#9. Affection is like bread, unnoticed till we starve, and then we dream of it, and sing of it, and paint it, when every urchin in the street has more than he can eat.

Emily Dickinson

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#10. There's some of Romeo's romance in me ... I romanticise a lot of things in my mind..

Leonardo DiCaprio

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#11. I always, always liked children ... I was very afraid of them before. Because I never really grew up, I mean, with a lot of little kids around. Even though I am from a kind of Italian family, I never really grew up with a lot of little kids around.

Steve Burns

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#12. Music and art are two very different activities for me. However, the use of imagery links them, and invention is important for both.

Ed Askew

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#13. We create the race by creating ourselves and then to our great astonishment we will have created something far more important: We will have created a culture. Why waste time creating a conscience for something that doesn't exist? For, you see, blood and skin do not think!

Ralph Ellison

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#14. Submerge, bitch.

Abigail Roux

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#15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

George Carlin

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