Top 15 Funny Deer Hunting Quotes

#1. I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy.

Carter Burwell

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#2. I'm fighting alone, every day. I fight with the hell that I survived. I fight with the fact of my own humanity. I fight with the idea that death is the only way of escaping this fact.

Han Kang

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#3. 2016 is going to be a fight. A fight between conservatism and a Democrat Party that is undermining the very character of our nation.

Carly Fiorina

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#4. I don't know how to act around anybody.

Andrea Portes

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#5. If you never bluff, you'll rarely get called. If you bluff all the time, you'll always get called.

Phil Hellmuth

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#6. Learning itself, received into a mind
By nature weak, or viciously inclined,
Serves but to lead philosophers astray,
Where children would with ease discern the way.

William Cowper

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#7. You can't just keep recycling revivals. And you can't keep betting on the efforts of guys like me who've been around. You have to take the next step and bet on the next generation.

Harold Prince

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#8. I just want to connect with you bros. That's all I care about, because you bros' support really means everything to me.

PewDiePie

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#9. I mean, I don't want to pass judgment - I just wish my husband didn't shoot deer."
"Oh, Mel, don't worry. I've been hunting with your husband - the deer are completely safe.

Robyn Carr

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#10. Mr. Dial grinned. His small teeth, his wide-set eyes and his bulging forehead - plus his habit of looking at the class in profile, rather than straight on - gave him the slight aspect of an unfriendly dolphin.

Donna Tartt

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#11. How could I suddenly go from a person who had struggled to dissect an already dead mouse, to someone who was willing to murder a human being? There was no logic to it!

Adele Rose

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#12. I wish the Indians had newspapers of their own. If they had, you would have horrible pictures of the cold-blooded murders of inoffensive Indians.

Thaddeus Stevens

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#13. Experience can dull. With most men experience is a series of mistakes; the more experience you have the less you know.

Charles Bukowski

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#14. The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.

Samuel McChord Crothers

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#15. Some wounds need to be pricked so they can drain. Others just need to be left alone.

Patricia Briggs

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