Funny Computer Technician Quotes

#1. The best way to keep relationships happy, healthy, and supportive can be summed up in one word: appreciation. What you appreciate, appreciates. When we demonstrate our appreciation for the support we receive from others, it reinforces that behavior and deepens our connection to them.

Marci Shimoff

#2. I had a tumor. But it was great.

David Rakoff

#3. Do I call? Do I text? Do I send a Facebook message? Do I send up a smoke signal? How does one do that? Will I set my rented house on fire? How embarrassed will I be when I have to tell the home's owner, actor James Earl Jones, that I burned his house down trying to send a smoke signal?

Aziz Ansari

#4. I often thought how peculiar my life must look to someone reading those letters, far away.

Donna Tartt

#5. If there was a hell beyond what he knew, he would welcome it. He had no reason not to.
After all, a life without living was simply a death without dying. What more was there to fear or hate but life, endless life, with no respite?

Ais

#6. Those with very loud voices in their throats are nearly incapable of thinking subtle thoughts.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#7. Sometimes I sit down to dinner with people and I realize there is a massive military machine surrounding us, trying to kill the people I'm having dinner with.

Rachel Corrie

#8. Each creature has a universally unique name, a sacred identity.
If you know and call them by that name, they will definitely reply.

Toba Beta

#9. The sight of her closed eyelids and parted lips was too much for his weak restraint, and he kissed her again. She put her hands on both sides of his face and started to kiss him back.

Melanie Dickerson

#10. Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

Ozzy Osbourne

#11. No matter how much technique you draw on or how much training you have, acting is a mystery.

Colin Firth