Funny Computer Science Sayings

#1. To make a perfect horseman, three things are requisite. First, to know how and when to help your horse. Secondly, how and when to correct him. And thirdly, how and when to praise him and to make much of him.

Thomas Blundeville

#2. I would pick them when they bloomed. And when she called me home for supper, I'd place them in her hair and the contrast would take my breath away.

Melina Marchetta

#3. I love kids, but I have to be honest: I am that person at a dinner party who's a little relieved when the kids go to bed.

Jonathan Slavin

#4. I realize that homosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is - but then, of course, heterosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is, too. And being a man is a serious problem and being a woman is, too. Lots of things are problems.

Edward Gorey

#5. And as she was crossing to the day-nursery he added thoughtlessly, 'And shut that window. I feel a draught.'
'O George, never ask me to do that. The window must always be left open for them, always, always.

J.M. Barrie

#6. And it's impossible to say and even harder to feel.

Laura Nowlin

#7. Surrender is a state of mind and being that opens the mind and heart to divine revelation.

Iyanla Vanzant

#8. It's just me against the world.

Tupac Shakur

#9. You've got bluebirds in your-- Yah, I know. Happens whenever I heal someone. Pops called 'em the bluebirds of healing. My beard is their magical home.

Kurtis J. Wiebe

#10. When we quit playing Hokey Pokey with God and keep our whole self in, His blessings pursue us!

Evinda Lepins