Funny Competition Quotes

#1. Live because you're dying. Tomorrow is no more guaranteed than the next hour. No minute is minuscule; every second is a new breath that fills the lungs with life.

Bron Dayvid

#2. He was obviously proud of his Berber skin. This is the colour of wheat and gold.

Andre Aciman

#3. Obviously, 'Lincoln' is not about the telegraph operator. There's a whole other movie before and after the two isolated scenes that I'm in.

Adam Driver

#4. A formally harmonious product needs no decoration; it should be elevated through pure form.

Ferdinand Porsche

#5. All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Mignon McLaughlin

#6. Dance is the most intimate art, the most unbrainy art, because it is done wholly with the body, which is so limited in its ability to speak anything but the truth.

Joan Acocella

#7. Left to ourselves we tend immediately to reduce God to manageable terms. We want to get Him where we can use Him, or at least know where He is when we need Him. We want a God we can in some measure control.

A.W. Tozer

#8. It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

Yogi Berra

#9. Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

Criss Jami

#10. A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

Craig Ferguson

#11. In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.

Robert Benchley

#12. He did not hang on the cross and shout, "Now live as I have lived!" He shouted, "It is finished!

Tullian Tchividjian

#13. When I was going on one day in the car about not having any close friends - using my favourite metaphor: the cage of glass between me and the rest of the world - she just laughed. 'You like it,' she said. 'You say you're isolated, boyo, but you really think you're different.

John Fowles

#14. Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.

Sid Fleischman

#15. I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It's like a special competition in losing.

Miroslav Holub

#16. If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.

Charlaine Harris