Top 12 Funny Community Service Quotes

#1. The good historian is like the giant of the fairy tale. He knows that wherever he catches the scent of human flesh, there his quarry lies.

Marc Bloch

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#2. The identity of the Filipino today is of a person asking what is his identity.

Nick Joaquin

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#3. Learning is knowledge and knowledge is freedom and power. He knew that. He had forgotten that, somehow. But he knew it once more.

Oliver Bowden

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#4. It wasn't possible that one person could make you experience so many emotions at once, that one person could trigger a universe of feelings, simply with the sound of your name.

Richelle Mead

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#5. We never know how far reaching something we may think, say or do today will affect the lives of millions tomorrow.

B. J. Palmer

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#6. Those who have an abundance mindset are far more likely to be happy with their lives and to achieve their goals than are those who have a scarcity mindset.

Mike Cernovich

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#7. If we ran Nigeria like this cell," he said, "we would have no problems in this country. Things are so organized. Our cell has a Chief called General Abacha and he has a second in command. Once you come in, you have to give them some money. If you don't, you're in trouble.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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#8. People love to quote that Jesus is love, yet they neglect to mention that He's also King. If you love the King, you will obey Him.

Alisa Hope Wagner

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#9. Yes, I'm a homosexual and I like to shock people with glamour.

Rufus Wainwright

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#10. Maria knew exactly what she was doing. She was falling down a garbage chute. That was about the extent of her knowledge, however.

Ron Jockman

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#11. My heart is breaking because I'm alone. I know I have Wyatt right now, but that will change. I'll go back to Philadelphia and be a single mom. It's

Corinne Michaels

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#12. The only meals they could afford were bread and margarine for breakfast, boiled potatoes and cabbage for lunch, and cabbage soup for supper.

Roald Dahl

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