Funny Long Service Award Quotes

#1. Surrender the dream and the truth will be revealed.

Leonard Jacobson

#2. You have to live to really know things, my love

Dan Simmons

#3. It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Bill Watterson

#4. What you believe has more power than what you dream or wish or hope for. You become what you believe.

Oprah Winfrey

#5. This by the way is known as Werther's Axiom, whereby quote The Intensity of a desire D is inversely proportional to the ease of D's gratification. Known also as Romance.

David Foster Wallace

#6. The '80s have not been a gracious decade, and people are seeking ways to be nice to each other.

Letitia Baldrige

#7. And if you want people to help you, Ron," added George, throwing the paper airplane at him, "I wouldn't chuck knives at them.

J.K. Rowling

#8. Honey Boo Boo is a handful, baby. She says what she wants to say, does what she wants to do. I've only seen, like, snippets, like one or two or three, you know, little shots of her, but yeah, she's a handful, baby.

Ashanti

#9. Human nature is a work in progress.

Nick Bostrom

#10. Happiness was a real, actual, achievable possibility. It came when you called. Or no, it never left you in the first place. They

Lev Grossman

#11. Truth? How can you get truth out of fiction?"
Kieler from Zotikas: Attraction and Repulsion
Episode 3

Tom Bruno

#12. If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr.

Edward Medina

#13. The artists who endure are the ones who stay focused even after they have reached the top of their profession.

Simon Cowell

#14. Forever's just a word.

Ryan Manley

#15. Henry was aware he had a great vocabulary. It was not the same thing as having the words you needed to express yourself...sounding like you were saying what you felt was not the same as actually pulling it off.

Maggie Stiefvater