Funny Community Service Quotes

#1. The good historian is like the giant of the fairy tale. He knows that wherever he catches the scent of human flesh, there his quarry lies.

Marc Bloch

#2. The identity of the Filipino today is of a person asking what is his identity.

Nick Joaquin

#3. Learning is knowledge and knowledge is freedom and power. He knew that. He had forgotten that, somehow. But he knew it once more.

Oliver Bowden

#4. It wasn't possible that one person could make you experience so many emotions at once, that one person could trigger a universe of feelings, simply with the sound of your name.

Richelle Mead

#5. We never know how far reaching something we may think, say or do today will affect the lives of millions tomorrow.

B. J. Palmer

#6. Those who have an abundance mindset are far more likely to be happy with their lives and to achieve their goals than are those who have a scarcity mindset.

Mike Cernovich

#7. If we ran Nigeria like this cell," he said, "we would have no problems in this country. Things are so organized. Our cell has a Chief called General Abacha and he has a second in command. Once you come in, you have to give them some money. If you don't, you're in trouble.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#8. People love to quote that Jesus is love, yet they neglect to mention that He's also King. If you love the King, you will obey Him.

Alisa Hope Wagner

#9. Yes, I'm a homosexual and I like to shock people with glamour.

Rufus Wainwright

#10. Maria knew exactly what she was doing. She was falling down a garbage chute. That was about the extent of her knowledge, however.

Ron Jockman

#11. My heart is breaking because I'm alone. I know I have Wyatt right now, but that will change. I'll go back to Philadelphia and be a single mom. It's

Corinne Michaels

#12. The only meals they could afford were bread and margarine for breakfast, boiled potatoes and cabbage for lunch, and cabbage soup for supper.

Roald Dahl