Top 28 Funny Communication Quotes

#1. A writer either speaks to adults and bores kids, or speaks to kids and upsets adults.

Ursula K. Le Guin

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#2. This, I thought, is why Bill and I had worked so hard for so many years to help build a better world - so Chelsea could grow up safe and happy and one day have a family of her own, and so every other child would have the same chance. I

Hillary Rodham Clinton

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#3. She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It's kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn't listening.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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#4. The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then.

Eeva Lancaster

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#5. Some say Twitter is overrated.
Some love it, others hate it.
I guess it depends on what you've got,
If you have guts to write a funny plot!

Ana Claudia Antunes

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#6. How did society ever function without you, little Sharpies? Your nibs have the precise amount of give to create a line quality with character, yet not so much character as to be smushy. Thank you, little pens.

Douglas Coupland

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#7. It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Josh Stern

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#8. Extroverts communicate well with others, Introverts communicate well with themselves

Pablo

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#9. When people take themselves really seriously, I find it silly and amusing.

Sarah Steele

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#10. The exercises I wholly condemn are dicing and carding, especially if you play for any great sum of money, or spend any time in them, or use to come to meetings in dicing-houses, where cheaters meet and cozen young gentlemen out of all their money.

Edward Herbert, 1st Baron Herbert Of Cherbury

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#11. I have a big job on my hands now, there is no mistaking that, but I feel as though I have calmness within myself.
(on being Manchester City manager)

Stuart Pearce

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#12. The troubles of this world pass,
and what we have left is what we have made of our souls ...

Shoghi Effendi

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#13. I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Jim Cornette

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#14. I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight?

Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Communication Quotes #930625
#15. We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Communication Quotes #1060747
#16. We talk about the quality of product and service. What about the quality of our relationships and the quality of our communications and the quality of our promises to each other?

Max De Pree

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#17. My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.

Frank Carson

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#18. I've never believed it's really so important that you conform to the ways of the system in order to beat the system. I think that the system follows a great deal.

Saul Williams

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#19. depth and substance.
the two most exquisite qualities.
be it in a poem
or a person.

Sanober Khan

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#20. Unmitigated seriousness is always out of place in human affairs.

George Santayana

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#21. He that lacks time to mourn, lacks time to mend:
Eternity mourns that. 'Tis an ill cure
For life's worst ills to have no time to feel them.

Henry Taylor

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#22. The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.

Criss Jami

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#23. All the people who run agencies, all the important people in agencies have taken communication courses, marketing courses, advertising courses, and courses basically teach advertising as a science, and advertising is so far from a science it isn't even funny. Advertising is an art.

George Lois

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#24. It's funny but when young people say to me "what can I study to be a force for change, should I study law or biology or business?" My answer is music, drama, journalism, communications.

Paul Watson

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#25. I don't even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell.

Shannon L. Alder

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#26. Our concern, however, is with slavery as it is, and not with any theory of it.

Gerrit Smith

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#27. She watched him adoringly, and brightly, and exultantly - in the way you can watch only when you are wearing a new hat, a hat with a bluebird of happiness on the brim.

Teffi

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#28. As a producer, you really have - you're able to hand-pick all the talent that you want to be surrounded with.

Hilary Swank

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