Funny Cockatoo Quotes

#1. Cut the crap, no-bullshit rock'n'roll, no arguments allowed, mate.

Mick Wall

#2. I like that the Mall serves as our national Tuppaware, reliable and empty, waiting to be filled with potluck whatever.

Sarah Vowell

#3. Hold out for the best there is, Kiernan. You should have it. Make sure that there's fire. Maybe there'll be ice, too, but hold out for the extremes, for the best, the brightest. Don't accept anything lukewarm. Because you're fire and ice, and you're the brightest and the best, Kiernan.

Heather Graham

#4. Hello?"
"How's it going?" Dane asked.
I relaxed at the familiar voice. "I'm having a fling with a younger man," I told him. "He's kind of short for me, and there's a little incontinence problem ... but we're working to get beyond all that.

Lisa Kleypas

#5. Constantly he went back over the evidence of his memories.

Julian Barnes

#6. Don't focus on the negative things that can happen, just think about the positive things.

Michelle Kwan

#7. Hitler is a shy and friendly man with artistic tastes and gifts.

Carl Jung

#8. Stealing is what the army does. Taking your father, and mine.

Markus Zusak

#9. Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

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