Top 15 Funny Christmas Cake Quotes
#1. The Bible became a jewel in the hands of the Reformers not because it was a "handbook for happy living" or a "primer of metaphysics about God," but because in it the Christian possessed the "the swaddling clothes in which Christ lies."85
Matthew Barrett
#2. I think there's something that happens at 40 where you settle into your own skin and you stop caring what people think - you realize life is a gift from God and you want to live it to the fullest.
Tyler Perry
#3. You're my phantom limb, Mouse. I keep looking for you. I forget. I feel stupid, Mouse. Haunt me, find me, come back from wherever you are. Be with me.
Audrey Niffenegger
#4. It's in despair that you find the sharpest pleasures, particularly when you are most acutely aware of the hopelessness of your position.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#5. I'm very comfortable writing in the first person; it dives into the character in a way that's difficult if you're writing in the third person.
Patti Davis
#6. Coincidentally, a good age for a Japanese girl is younger than twenty five, because that's when she turns into a 'Christmas Cake'. Christmas cakes, as everyone knows, are desirable before the twenty fifth but afterward quickly become stale and are put on the shelf.
Andrew Davidson
#7. New Orleans, city of roaches, city of decay, city of our family, and of happy, happy people.
Anne Rice
#8. Actually, all the life we keep deceiving eachother. Because, life is too short to hate someone.
M.H. Rakib
#9. You know more useless crap, St. Clair. Good thing you're so darn cute, Josh says.
Stephanie Perkins
#11. Pretty girls come a dime a dozen, try to find one who's gonna give you true loving.
Smokey Robinson
#12. I'm so grateful to Hugo Lindgren, Jon Kelly, and the people who gave me the opportunity to write a weekly column. It's an amazing thing to do, and when I started they both said, you know, the problem with columns is they just exist forever.
David Plotz
#13. Our purpose is simply to ask how theological principles can be shown to have usable secular analogues that throw light upon the nature of language.
Kenneth Burke
#14. A Brahmin is not so much in need of education as a Chandala. If the son of a Brahmin needs one teacher, that of a Chandala needs ten.
Swami Vivekananda
#15. To have once been a criminal is no disgrace. To remain a criminal is the disgrace
Malcolm X
